There was a great battle on the white house lawn, featuring Randy savage and the eighth incarnation of lucifer. As we all know, randy savage is the seventh incarnation of lucifer. Deep within the tunnels beneath the white house, Dick Cheney makes one final, desperate call. "Come in, Hulk Hogan, the appointed time has finally come.". And from the heavens, the clouds slit, and hulkamanaia descended like a great fist unto the earth, destroying everyone's hearing with sounds of america. However his meatoratic fall did not stop and he continued to the center of the earth. Cheney spit blood, cursing to himself, foiled again.

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